1 00:00:01,291 --> 00:00:02,081 NARRATOR: (SHOUTING) 2 00:00:01,291 --> 00:00:02,081 PREVIOUSLY ON 3 00:00:02,125 --> 00:00:03,665 "BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE"! 4 00:00:03,709 --> 00:00:06,419 -I'M HERE OFFICIALLY ON BEHALF 5 00:00:03,709 --> 00:00:06,419 OF THE NCAA TO INFORM YOU THAT 6 00:00:06,458 --> 00:00:09,038 YOUR TEAM IS UNDER INVESTIGATION 7 00:00:06,458 --> 00:00:09,038 FOR MAJOR RULE 8 00:00:09,083 --> 00:00:09,883 VIOLATIONS. 9 00:00:09,917 --> 00:00:11,377 -COCAINE! 10 00:00:11,417 --> 00:00:12,417 -RECOGNIZE THIS MAN? 11 00:00:12,458 --> 00:00:13,708 HE WORKS FOR US. 12 00:00:13,750 --> 00:00:15,080 -POT, COKE, STEROIDS. 13 00:00:15,125 --> 00:00:17,625 TALK TO HARMON TEDESCO. 14 00:00:17,667 --> 00:00:18,957 I'M THE MOLE. 15 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,080 -12 STARTERS FROM BLUE MOUNTAIN 16 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,080 STATE, AS WELL AS 17 00:00:21,125 --> 00:00:24,415 HEAD COACH MARTY DANIELS, HAVE 18 00:00:21,125 --> 00:00:24,415 BEEN SUSPENDED BY THE NCAA FOR 19 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,878 VARIOUS RULE VIOLATIONS AND NOT 20 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,878 ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE IN 21 00:00:26,917 --> 00:00:28,457 THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 22 00:00:26,917 --> 00:00:28,457 GAME. 23 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:29,670 -I KNOW I SCREWED UP, GUYS. 24 00:00:29,709 --> 00:00:31,579 I'M GOING TO MAKE IT 25 00:00:29,709 --> 00:00:31,579 UP TO YOU, I SWEAR. 26 00:00:31,625 --> 00:00:34,125 -WE'D PLAY THE REAL 27 00:00:31,625 --> 00:00:34,125 BMS TEAM ANYTIME. 28 00:00:34,166 --> 00:00:34,956 -ANYWHERE. 29 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,380 -MY NAME IS THAD CASTLE. 30 00:00:36,417 --> 00:00:38,497 I'M A BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE 31 00:00:36,417 --> 00:00:38,497 FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO'S BEEN 32 00:00:38,542 --> 00:00:41,922 CHOSEN BY GOD TO CARRY OUT 33 00:00:38,542 --> 00:00:41,922 A MISSION ON YOUR FARM. 34 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:44,079 [ REV THEORY'S "HELL YEAH" 35 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:44,079 PLAYS ] 36 00:00:44,125 --> 00:00:45,325 CAN YOU FEEL THAT? 37 00:00:48,375 --> 00:00:49,995 YOU BETTER HOLD ON. 38 00:00:50,041 --> 00:00:52,171 THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY. 39 00:00:53,083 --> 00:00:54,583 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 40 00:00:54,917 --> 00:00:55,917 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 41 00:00:55,959 --> 00:00:56,829 ♪ HELL, YEAH ♪ 42 00:00:56,875 --> 00:00:58,785 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 43 00:00:58,834 --> 00:01:00,254 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 44 00:01:00,291 --> 00:01:02,501 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 45 00:01:02,542 --> 00:01:04,002 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 46 00:01:04,041 --> 00:01:05,541 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 47 00:01:05,875 --> 00:01:08,205 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 48 00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:10,540 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 49 00:01:18,875 --> 00:01:22,285 -[GROANING] 50 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:24,793 HEY. 51 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:26,044 OK. 52 00:01:32,917 --> 00:01:37,377 [PANTING] 53 00:01:37,417 --> 00:01:38,627 FEMALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): 54 00:01:37,417 --> 00:01:38,627 M-S! 55 00:01:41,875 --> 00:01:45,375 [CROWD CHEERING] 56 00:01:45,417 --> 00:01:46,877 -NICE HIT! 57 00:01:46,917 --> 00:01:47,877 -WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 58 00:01:47,917 --> 00:01:48,877 -I WAS TAKING A PISS 59 00:01:47,917 --> 00:01:48,877 OVER THERE. 60 00:01:48,917 --> 00:01:49,827 -I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU. 61 00:01:49,875 --> 00:01:55,325 [CROWD CHEERING] 62 00:01:55,375 --> 00:01:57,035 -HAMMER TWO! 63 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:57,963 HAMMER TWO! 64 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,880 -52 ISN'T MINE! 65 00:01:59,917 --> 00:02:01,327 52 ISN'T MINE. 66 00:02:01,375 --> 00:02:02,325 -16. 67 00:02:02,375 --> 00:02:04,285 BLUE 16. 68 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:05,543 HUT. 69 00:02:09,709 --> 00:02:12,129 -[GRUNTS] 70 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:13,126 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 71 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:14,576 -WHOO! 72 00:02:14,625 --> 00:02:16,205 ALL DAY, MORAN! 73 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:18,830 YOU'RE NOTHING! 74 00:02:18,875 --> 00:02:20,075 I DON'T THINK SO. 75 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:23,882 -WHAT'S GOING ON? 76 00:02:23,917 --> 00:02:24,877 WE RAN THREE PLAYS. 77 00:02:24,917 --> 00:02:26,077 WE LOST 11 YARDS. 78 00:02:26,125 --> 00:02:27,375 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING 79 00:02:26,125 --> 00:02:27,375 THAT WORKS? 80 00:02:27,417 --> 00:02:29,457 -I'M TRYING, COACH. 81 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:31,580 COACH DANIELS (OFFSCREEN): 82 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:31,580 JESUS. 83 00:02:31,625 --> 00:02:32,915 -I NEED A RIDE. 84 00:02:32,959 --> 00:02:34,079 -WHAT ABOUT THE GAME? 85 00:02:34,125 --> 00:02:35,325 -THIS IS FOR THE GAME. 86 00:02:35,375 --> 00:02:36,415 -GIRLS, QUICKLY! 87 00:02:36,458 --> 00:02:38,578 TAKE THIS WOMAN ANYWHERE 88 00:02:36,458 --> 00:02:38,578 SHE WANTS TO GO! 89 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:39,575 GET OUT OF HERE! 90 00:02:39,625 --> 00:02:41,075 GO, GO, GO! 91 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:50,501 [ENGINE REVS] 92 00:02:50,542 --> 00:02:51,752 -GO. 93 00:02:56,959 --> 00:03:00,209 -HEY, WILSON, HERE I COME, 94 00:02:56,959 --> 00:03:00,209 YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, A 95 00:03:00,250 --> 00:03:04,250 FREIGHT TRAIN FULL OF BALLS, 96 00:03:00,250 --> 00:03:04,250 MUSCLES, AND TACKLE. 97 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:07,667 -DOWN! 98 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:08,919 HIT! 99 00:03:13,166 --> 00:03:18,576 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 100 00:03:18,625 --> 00:03:19,785 -JACK! 101 00:03:23,583 --> 00:03:25,253 -DAMN IT! 102 00:03:25,291 --> 00:03:29,211 -CASTLE, I'M STARTING TO THINK 103 00:03:25,291 --> 00:03:29,211 THE NCAA DID YOU GUYS A FAVOR 104 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:30,290 BY NOT LETTING YOU PLAY 105 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:30,290 IN THAT GAME. 106 00:03:30,333 --> 00:03:31,673 SAVED YOU THE EMBARRASSMENT. 107 00:03:34,917 --> 00:03:37,207 -WAITRESS, WAITRESS, YEAH, CAN 108 00:03:34,917 --> 00:03:37,207 YOU GIVE ME A COUPLE MORE 109 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:38,210 BEERS, PLEASE? 110 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:39,500 OH, AND AN ESPRESSO. 111 00:03:39,542 --> 00:03:41,422 -THOSE WILL BE YOUR FIFTH 112 00:03:39,542 --> 00:03:41,422 AND SIXTH BEERS. 113 00:03:41,458 --> 00:03:42,288 -SO? 114 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:43,333 -SO IT'S 9:30 IN THE MORNING. 115 00:03:43,375 --> 00:03:44,205 -WHAT ARE YOU, MY MOTHER? 116 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:45,460 GET A LIFE. 117 00:03:48,667 --> 00:03:49,627 -MARCUS. 118 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:50,877 -OH! 119 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:52,497 GOD, WHAT IS THIS, 120 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:52,497 BITCH CENTRAL? 121 00:03:55,208 --> 00:03:57,748 -I'M HERE TO MAKE YOU AN OFFER 122 00:03:55,208 --> 00:03:57,748 TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT. 123 00:03:57,792 --> 00:04:00,962 THERE'S A GAME GOING ON AS WE 124 00:03:57,792 --> 00:04:00,962 SPEAK IN A CORNFIELD OUTSIDE 125 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,670 OF TOWN, BMS VERSUS BLACKWELL. 126 00:04:03,709 --> 00:04:04,499 -NO WAY. 127 00:04:04,542 --> 00:04:05,332 -MM-HMM. 128 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:06,165 MARTY NEEDS YOU. 129 00:04:06,208 --> 00:04:07,288 THEY'RE ALL OVER HIM. 130 00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:09,293 -[CHUCKLES] 131 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:10,883 I'M DONE HERE. 132 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:15,287 YOU CAN TELL MARTY WHATEVER HE 133 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:15,287 NEEDS, HE CAN SHOVE IT UP HIS 134 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:16,133 ASS. 135 00:04:16,166 --> 00:04:17,126 -HEY, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE. 136 00:04:17,166 --> 00:04:19,576 -NO, YOU WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE. 137 00:04:19,625 --> 00:04:20,875 -CUT THE "POOR ME" BULLSHIT. 138 00:04:20,917 --> 00:04:22,037 THIS GAME'S REAL. 139 00:04:22,083 --> 00:04:25,043 YOU HAVE MORAN, CASTLE, 140 00:04:22,083 --> 00:04:25,043 ALL YOUR WEAPONS. 141 00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:26,753 YOU'VE PLAYED BLACKWELL 142 00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:26,753 ONCE BEFORE. 143 00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:28,962 YOU HAVE INSIGHT MARTY 144 00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:28,962 DOESN'T HAVE. 145 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,960 -YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. 146 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,920 -THIS IS YOUR ONE CHANCE 147 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,920 AT REDEMPTION. 148 00:04:32,959 --> 00:04:34,169 DO YOU WANT IT OR NOT? 149 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:53,917 -[GRUNTS] 150 00:05:15,375 --> 00:05:16,325 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 151 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:17,325 -[SCREAMS] 152 00:05:17,375 --> 00:05:18,875 -DOWN GOES THE BIG MAN. 153 00:05:18,917 --> 00:05:21,207 HAVE FUN IN REHAB! 154 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:28,250 -[SCREAMING] 155 00:05:31,041 --> 00:05:32,461 -BLUE 16! 156 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:35,500 -I SMELL ME SOME FRESH 157 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:35,500 MEAT, BOYS. 158 00:05:35,542 --> 00:05:36,462 -SET! 159 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:37,710 HIT! 160 00:05:46,917 --> 00:05:48,827 -WHOO! 161 00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:50,075 YEAH! 162 00:05:52,875 --> 00:05:55,455 [PLAYERS CHEERING] 163 00:06:02,792 --> 00:06:04,132 -JESUS, MORAN. 164 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:06,496 YOUR CHEERLEADERS PUT UP MORE 165 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:06,496 OF A FIGHT THAN YOU. 166 00:06:06,542 --> 00:06:07,752 SOUVENIR? 167 00:06:11,291 --> 00:06:12,081 WHOO! 168 00:06:12,125 --> 00:06:15,825 -[GRUNTING] 169 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,285 -YOU'RE GOING DOWN, MORAN! 170 00:06:18,333 --> 00:06:19,753 I'M TAKING YOU DOWN! 171 00:06:19,792 --> 00:06:21,212 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 172 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:22,250 -THAT'S THE HALF! 173 00:06:25,208 --> 00:06:26,128 [SIDE CONVERSATIONS] 174 00:06:26,166 --> 00:06:28,916 [COWS MOOING] 175 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:31,329 -WE MIGHT HAVE TO AMPUTATE 176 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:31,329 THAT ANKLE. 177 00:06:31,375 --> 00:06:34,205 -I WOULD IF IT WOULD MAKE 178 00:06:31,375 --> 00:06:34,205 IT FEEL BETTER. 179 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:36,420 I DON'T THINK I CAN PLAY. 180 00:06:36,458 --> 00:06:39,328 -IF I STILL HAD MY POT, I'D GET 181 00:06:36,458 --> 00:06:39,328 YOU SO HIGH YOU WOULDN'T 182 00:06:39,375 --> 00:06:40,705 FEEL A THING. 183 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:43,920 BUT OUR ASSHOLE CAPTAIN BURNED 184 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:43,920 IT TO GET GOD HIGH. 185 00:06:43,959 --> 00:06:44,829 -YEAH. 186 00:06:44,875 --> 00:06:48,125 HE DIDN'T BURN IT. 187 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:49,876 -WHAT? 188 00:06:49,917 --> 00:06:53,997 -HE TOLD ME TO BURN IT, BUT 189 00:06:49,917 --> 00:06:53,997 I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE. 190 00:06:54,041 --> 00:06:56,711 FOLLOW ME. 191 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,670 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 192 00:06:58,709 --> 00:06:59,919 Y VOILA! 193 00:07:02,834 --> 00:07:04,794 -I WAS SO SURE YOU 194 00:07:02,834 --> 00:07:04,794 GUYS WERE GONE. 195 00:07:07,375 --> 00:07:10,205 -ARE YOU CRYING? 196 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:11,170 -[INHALES DEEPLY] 197 00:07:11,208 --> 00:07:12,168 -OH. 198 00:07:12,208 --> 00:07:13,578 OK. 199 00:07:13,625 --> 00:07:14,535 THAT'S WEIRD. 200 00:07:14,583 --> 00:07:17,963 -[MOANING] 201 00:07:18,041 --> 00:07:21,541 -YOU ARE ONE WEIRD GUY, MAN. 202 00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:24,213 -LOOK, THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME 203 00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:24,213 PLACE WHERE THEY'RE VULNERABLE 204 00:07:24,250 --> 00:07:25,290 DEFENSIVELY. 205 00:07:25,333 --> 00:07:26,213 THEY'RE-- THEY'RE KICKING 206 00:07:25,333 --> 00:07:26,213 OUR ASSES. 207 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:27,790 -I DIDN'T SEE ANY, MARTY. 208 00:07:32,208 --> 00:07:35,668 -THIS IS A PRIVATE MEETING. 209 00:07:35,709 --> 00:07:37,329 -WHAT THE HELL ARE 210 00:07:35,709 --> 00:07:37,329 YOU DOING HERE? 211 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:38,995 -OH, MAN, I KNEW THIS 212 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:38,995 WAS A BAD IDEA. 213 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:40,961 -YEAH, IT WAS A BAD 214 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:40,961 IDEA, ASSHOLE. 215 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:41,790 -HEY. 216 00:07:41,834 --> 00:07:43,584 -MARTY, SHUT UP AND LISTEN. 217 00:07:43,625 --> 00:07:45,125 WHAT, ARE YOU TWO BOTH THAT 218 00:07:43,625 --> 00:07:45,125 ARROGANT TO THINK 219 00:07:45,166 --> 00:07:46,076 YOU GOT HERE ALONE? 220 00:07:46,125 --> 00:07:47,415 -YES. 221 00:07:46,125 --> 00:07:47,415 -YES. 222 00:07:47,458 --> 00:07:50,328 -MARTY, YOUR OFFENSE IS GETTING 223 00:07:47,458 --> 00:07:50,328 CRUSHED OUT THERE. 224 00:07:50,375 --> 00:07:52,915 AND YES, GILDAY CAN BE A SELFISH 225 00:07:50,375 --> 00:07:52,915 PRICK, BUT HE KNOWS 226 00:07:52,959 --> 00:07:54,329 HOW TO RUN AN OFFENSE. 227 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:56,035 AND IF THIS TEAM HAS ANY CHANCE 228 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:56,035 AT WINNING TODAY, IT'S 229 00:07:56,083 --> 00:07:58,753 GOING TO START WITH YOU TWO. 230 00:07:58,792 --> 00:08:02,462 -YOU KNOW, I GREW UP WATCHING 231 00:07:58,792 --> 00:08:02,462 YOU, COACH. 232 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:04,460 I USED TO WANT TO BE YOU. 233 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:08,000 WHEN I GOT TO BMS, I GUESS I 234 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:08,000 JUST WANTED IT SO BAD THAT I 235 00:08:08,041 --> 00:08:10,461 LOST SIGHT OF WHAT IT WAS THAT 236 00:08:08,041 --> 00:08:10,461 I LOVED ABOUT COACHING IN THE 237 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:11,960 FIRST PLACE. 238 00:08:13,959 --> 00:08:17,829 I'M SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING. 239 00:08:17,875 --> 00:08:19,705 LET ME MAKE IT UP TO 240 00:08:17,875 --> 00:08:19,705 YOU RIGHT NOW. 241 00:08:24,166 --> 00:08:26,326 -TELL ME I'M THE GREATEST 242 00:08:24,166 --> 00:08:26,326 COACH THAT EVER LIVED. 243 00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:32,918 -YOU ARE THE GREATEST COACH 244 00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:32,918 THAT EVER LIVED. 245 00:08:36,542 --> 00:08:40,632 -YOU ALWAYS COME THROUGH 246 00:08:36,542 --> 00:08:40,632 FOR ME, BUDDY. 247 00:08:40,667 --> 00:08:41,577 [COW MOOS] 248 00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:43,035 -YOU WANT SOME, ALEX? 249 00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:44,463 -NO, HE DOESN'T. 250 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:45,880 HE NEEDS TO FOCUS. 251 00:08:45,917 --> 00:08:47,247 -I NEED TO FOCUS? 252 00:08:47,291 --> 00:08:49,711 HOW DID YOU TALK TO ME INTO 253 00:08:47,291 --> 00:08:49,711 THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE? 254 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:50,920 THIS IS A STUPID IDEA! 255 00:08:50,959 --> 00:08:52,629 -THIS ISN'T OVER YET! 256 00:08:52,667 --> 00:08:54,127 -MIGHT AS WELL BE! 257 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:57,326 -ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, 258 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:57,326 LISTEN UP. 259 00:08:57,375 --> 00:08:59,535 THAT WAS THE WORST HALF OF 260 00:08:57,375 --> 00:08:59,535 FOOTBALL I THINK WE'VE EVER 261 00:08:59,583 --> 00:09:03,173 PLAYED, BUT IT'S BEHIND US. 262 00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:06,538 YOU KNOW, WHAT I SAID BEFORE THE 263 00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:06,538 GAME ABOUT HOW THIS GAME 264 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:11,133 WAS ABOUT STICKING IT TO ALL 265 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:11,133 THE PEOPLE WHO WRONGED US, 266 00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:13,376 WELL, I WAS WRONG. 267 00:09:13,417 --> 00:09:16,497 THIS GAME SHOULD BE 268 00:09:13,417 --> 00:09:16,497 A CELEBRATION. 269 00:09:16,542 --> 00:09:17,882 THERE'S NO MEDIA. 270 00:09:17,917 --> 00:09:18,917 THERE'S NO MONEY. 271 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,459 THERE'S NO NCAA. 272 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:22,670 THERE'S NO BULLSHIT. 273 00:09:22,709 --> 00:09:25,459 IT'S JUST FOOTBALL. 274 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:29,750 I WANT YOU ALL TO CLOSE YOUR 275 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:29,750 EYES AND THINK ABOUT THE FIRST 276 00:09:29,792 --> 00:09:33,582 TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN 277 00:09:29,792 --> 00:09:33,582 YOU REALIZED HOW MUCH 278 00:09:33,625 --> 00:09:34,825 YOU LOVE THIS GAME. 279 00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:40,418 -WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 280 00:09:40,458 --> 00:09:43,578 -YOU KNOW, THAD, THERE'S NO 281 00:09:40,458 --> 00:09:43,578 MONEY IN ROLLERBLADING. 282 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:44,745 -SO WHAT? 283 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,292 -I'M JUST SAYING, YOU 284 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,292 CAN MAKE A BILLION 285 00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:48,083 DOLLARS PLAYING FOOTBALL. 286 00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:49,325 -A BILLION DOLLARS? 287 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:53,575 THANKS, DAD. 288 00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:54,625 I LOVE YOU! 289 00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:03,875 -HIT THIS, LITTLE COUSIN, 290 00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:03,875 YOU CAN SMOKE A 291 00:10:03,917 --> 00:10:06,247 BALL OUT OF EACH BONG. 292 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,252 YEAH! 293 00:10:11,291 --> 00:10:14,041 -PACK 'EM UP, COUSIN DENNIS. 294 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:14,883 YEAH! 295 00:10:21,917 --> 00:10:27,827 -[LAUGHING] 296 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,077 -MAN, I LOVE FOOTBALL SO MUCH. 297 00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:37,325 -ME TOO. 298 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:51,875 -NOW I WANT YOU TO DO ANOTHER 299 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:51,875 THING FOR ME, WHICH IS STOP 300 00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:56,287 PLAYING THIS GAME FOR THAT 301 00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:56,287 CRYSTAL TROPHY AND PLAY THIS 302 00:10:56,333 --> 00:10:58,213 GAME FOR THAT MOMENT. 303 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:03,420 -ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, 304 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:03,420 LISTEN UP. 305 00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:04,998 -YEAH, LET'S GO. 306 00:11:05,041 --> 00:11:06,541 -WE'VE BEEN RUNNING SCREENS TO 307 00:11:05,041 --> 00:11:06,541 THE LEFT ALL GAME, BUT IN THE 308 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,383 CHAMPIONSHIP GAME, 309 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,383 THAT WAS THEIR 310 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:09,877 STRONGEST SIDE OF THE LINE. 311 00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:13,377 MORAN, I WANT YOU TO FAKE A 312 00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:13,377 SCREEN TO THE RIGHT, DRAWING 313 00:11:13,417 --> 00:11:14,707 OVER THE LEFT SIDE. 314 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:16,580 AND THAT LEAVES THE MIDDLE 315 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:16,580 WIDE OPEN FOR A DRAW. 316 00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:17,915 -I'VE BEEN FAKING 317 00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:17,915 SCREENS ALL DAY. 318 00:11:17,959 --> 00:11:19,169 THEY'VE BEEN ALL OVER ME. 319 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:21,078 -THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT 320 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:21,078 SELLING IT, MORAN. 321 00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:22,955 YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE THEM BELIEVE 322 00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:22,955 THAT WHEN YOU PUMP, 323 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,000 THAT BALL'S GONNA LEAVE YOUR 324 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,000 HAND, JUST LIKE YOU MAKE EVERY 325 00:11:26,041 --> 00:11:30,131 SINGLE GIRL BELIEVE THAT SHE'S 326 00:11:26,041 --> 00:11:30,131 THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU RIGHT 327 00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:32,286 BEFORE YOU TAKE THEM TO BED. 328 00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:33,463 -HMM? 329 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:34,960 IT SOUNDS MEAN WHEN YOU 330 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:34,960 SAY IT LIKE THAT. 331 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,790 -YEAH. 332 00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:38,044 -IT'S A PRETTY GOOD 333 00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:38,044 METAPHOR, THOUGH. 334 00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:39,583 -YEAH! 335 00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:39,583 -YEAH! 336 00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:40,995 -HEY, UH, YOU ALL 337 00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:40,995 RIGHT, DONNIE? 338 00:11:41,041 --> 00:11:41,831 HOW'S THE LEG? 339 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:42,705 -(LAUGHING) I'VE-- 340 00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:44,920 I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER, COACH. 341 00:11:44,959 --> 00:11:46,289 [LAUGHS] 342 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:47,673 P-- P-- 343 00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:49,419 PUT-- PUT-- PUT ME IN, COACH. 344 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:50,418 PUT-- 345 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:56,498 [LAUGHS] 346 00:11:56,542 --> 00:11:57,752 -BLUE 16! 347 00:11:57,792 --> 00:11:58,672 SET! 348 00:11:58,709 --> 00:11:59,539 HUT! 349 00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:01,713 HUT! 350 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:04,250 DONNIE (OFFSCREEN): [LAUGHING] 351 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:07,251 -DONNIE! 352 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:10,291 DONNIE (OFFSCREEN): [LAUGHING] 353 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,210 [CHEERS] 354 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,210 -[LAUGHING] 355 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:23,880 -ALL RIGHT, DONNIE'S STONED 356 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:23,880 OFF HIS ASS RIGHT NOW, SO 357 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,207 NOBODY MOVE UNTIL YOU 358 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,207 SEE THE BALL MOVE. 359 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:27,710 UNDERSTOOD? 360 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:28,710 READY? 361 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:29,710 -BREAK! 362 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,210 DONNIE (OFFSCREEN): [LAUGHING] 363 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,040 -SET! 364 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:32,883 HUT! 365 00:12:32,917 --> 00:12:35,167 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 366 00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:36,918 -OFF SIDES, DEFENSE. 367 00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:40,829 -[LAUGHING] 368 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:43,455 -BLUE BIG C. SET! 369 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,420 HUT! 370 00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:45,958 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 371 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 -OFF SIDES, DEFENSE. 372 00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:53,381 DONNIE (OFFSCREEN): [LAUGHING] 373 00:12:53,417 --> 00:12:55,127 -SNAP THE DAMN BALL, FATTY! 374 00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:56,376 -HUT! 375 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:11,828 [CHEERS] 376 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:12,825 -UH-OH! 377 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:13,825 THAT'S A TOUCHDOWN! 378 00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:14,785 THAT'S SIX! 379 00:13:14,834 --> 00:13:16,294 THAT'S SIX! 380 00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,293 THAT'S SIX! 381 00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:18,543 THAT'S SIX! 382 00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:30,503 -CHECK IT OUT. 383 00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:30,503 CHECK IT OUT. 384 00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:31,332 WATCH PLAY ACTION! 385 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,325 -[UNINTELLIGIBLE] 386 00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:33,575 HUT! 387 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:39,960 -WHOO! 388 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:40,830 WHAT TIME IS IT? 389 00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:41,825 IT'S SACK TIME! 390 00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:42,825 WHAT TIME IS IT? 391 00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:43,875 IT'S SACK TIME! 392 00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:45,707 YOU JUST GOT SACKED! 393 00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:47,040 -OH, SHIT. 394 00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:48,463 DID I RING YOUR BELL? 395 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:02,495 -WHOO! 396 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,832 -HEY, STALIN, WANT TO 397 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,832 KNOW SOMETHING? 398 00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:07,575 I BUILT THIS FIELD ALL BY 399 00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:07,575 MYSELF WITH NO HELP. 400 00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:11,877 FOR REAL! 401 00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:23,877 -[GRUNTS] 402 00:14:23,917 --> 00:14:25,127 -YEAH! 403 00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:32,794 -RAZOR TWO! 404 00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:34,294 RAZOR TWO! 405 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,293 -RED ONE! 406 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,753 RED ONE! 407 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,252 -RED ONE! 408 00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:39,751 RED ONE! 409 00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:40,752 -SET! 410 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,212 HIKE! 411 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,210 -GO UP THE MIDDLE! 412 00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:46,460 -SHIT. 413 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,170 [CROWD GROANS] 414 00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:56,168 FEMALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): OOH, 415 00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:56,168 THAT LOOKS LIKE IT HURT! 416 00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:01,628 [KIDS CHEERING] 417 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,127 -GO DEEP, SAMMY. 418 00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:05,626 SET, SET, HIT! 419 00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:06,577 -I'M OPEN! 420 00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:07,825 I'M OPEN! 421 00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:12,455 [CHEERS] 422 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,580 -NICE THROW. 423 00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:27,825 -THANKS. 424 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:54,043 -[CHUCKLES] 425 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,423 THANKS. 426 00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:56,918 -TIME OUT, REF. 427 00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:56,918 TIME OUT. 428 00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:58,289 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 429 00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,503 MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): 430 00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,503 TIME OUT, BLUE. 431 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:00,672 -WHAT THE HELL'S THE MASCOT 432 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:00,672 DOING CALLING 433 00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:02,329 OUR LAST TIME OUT? 434 00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:04,245 -ALEX, LISTEN TO ME. 435 00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:06,921 THERE ARE SEVEN SECONDS 436 00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:06,921 LEFT IN THIS GAME. 437 00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:09,789 I DIDN'T SPEND THREE DAYS 438 00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:09,789 BUILDING A FIELD, SLEEPING IN 439 00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:13,174 A BARN, DRINKING MILK FROM A 440 00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:13,174 COW'S TIT, AND GETTING PUNCHED 441 00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:16,748 IN THE FACE BY A GIANT 442 00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:16,748 DOUCHEBAG FOR ME! 443 00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:19,132 I DID IT FOR YOU. 444 00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:20,496 -THANKS, BUD. 445 00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:21,542 -HEY, COACH. 446 00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:22,713 LAST PLAY OF THE GAME. 447 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,500 LET ME RUN A POST 448 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,500 TO THE CORNER. 449 00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:25,832 THEIR DBS ARE TIRED. 450 00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:26,745 LOOK. 451 00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:29,712 -COACH, PUT ME IN THE GAME. 452 00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:31,250 -WE'RE ON OFFENSE, THAD. 453 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,791 -I KNOW, BUT THIS MIGHT BE THE 454 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,791 LAST TIME I EVER PUT ON THIS 455 00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:37,334 UNIFORM, AND I WANT THE WEIGHT 456 00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:37,334 OF THIS GAME ON MY SHOULDERS. 457 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:39,035 -LOOK, I CAN'T DO THAT. 458 00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:41,083 -HE'S RIGHT, COACH. 459 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:44,075 WHO KNOWS IF ANY OF US ARE GOING 460 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:44,075 TO PLAY AGAIN NEXT YEAR. 461 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:45,705 RIGHT? 462 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:45,705 NO ONE WANTS THIS WIN MORE THAN 463 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:48,210 THE GUYS WHO DIDN'T GET 464 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:48,210 TO PLAY IN THE BOWL GAME. 465 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,750 NOW IF YOU MEANT WHAT YOU SAID 466 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,750 IN THE BARN, AND YOU REALLY 467 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:55,922 WANT US TO PLAY FOR THAT MOMENT, 468 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:55,922 YOU GOT TO LET US. 469 00:16:55,959 --> 00:16:58,079 -I WANT TO KISS YOU SO 470 00:16:55,959 --> 00:16:58,079 BAD RIGHT NOW, MORAN. 471 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,210 -I WANT IN TOO, COACH. 472 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:05,330 -ME TOO. 473 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,455 -ALL RIGHT. 474 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,880 YOU GUYS, YOU CAN PLAY. 475 00:17:07,917 --> 00:17:08,747 GET IN THERE. 476 00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:10,212 -ALL RIGHT. 477 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,460 GUYS. 478 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,630 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT 479 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,630 WE'RE GOING TO DO, OK? 480 00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:16,495 YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT. 481 00:17:16,542 --> 00:17:17,422 LARRY, ON THE LEFT. 482 00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:19,038 THAD, YOU'RE BEHIND HIM. 483 00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:20,333 [INAUDIBLE] 484 00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:20,333 HE GOES STRAIGHT. 485 00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:21,455 THEY'RE GOING TO COME HARD 486 00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:21,455 FROM THE LEFT SIDE, 487 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,830 WHICH WILL LEAVE 488 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,830 THE RIGHT WIDE OPEN. 489 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:23,915 HARMON, YOU'RE THE QUICK OUT. 490 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:24,999 LARRY, YOU'RE THE SAFETY 491 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:24,999 UNDERNEATH. 492 00:17:25,041 --> 00:17:25,831 GOT IT? 493 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:26,825 WE GOOD? 494 00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:27,915 -WAIT. 495 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,079 WHAT DO I DO AGAIN? 496 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,035 -JUST KEEP STALIN OFF ME. 497 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:36,213 [CHEERS] 498 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,330 -DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO 499 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,330 RUN IT AT ME, CASTLE. 500 00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:41,963 -ALL RIGHT. 501 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,790 YOU GUYS REMEMBER WHAT TO DO? 502 00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:43,794 -IS THIS A JOKE? 503 00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:44,924 -AM I RUNNING, OR 504 00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:44,924 ARE YOU RUNNING? 505 00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:46,539 -THE ONLY JOKE IS THAT 506 00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:46,539 HAIRCUT, STALIN. 507 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:48,213 BLUE 16. 508 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,210 BLUE 16. 509 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:51,460 HIT! 510 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:51,785 [CHEERS] 511 00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:53,794 -WE'RE FRIENDS AGAIN! 512 00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:55,174 YEAH! 513 00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:58,248 BEST FRIENDS! 514 00:18:58,291 --> 00:18:59,751 -WE DID IT, SAMMY! 515 00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:01,752 -YOU KNOW MY NAME! 516 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,792 [CHEERS] 517 00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:06,212 -YOU SAVED US TODAY. 518 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:07,710 -WHOO! 519 00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:09,210 -GIVE IT UP! 520 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,170 YOU GUYS ROCK! 521 00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:12,168 -HEY. 522 00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:13,628 -HEY. 523 00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:17,665 -YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, MORAN. 524 00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:18,919 YOU TOO, CASTLE. 525 00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:23,828 AWESOME JOB BUILDING 526 00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:23,828 THE FIELD. 527 00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:25,285 -FINALLY. 528 00:19:33,959 --> 00:19:34,999 -WE DID IT! 529 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,331 [CHEERS] 530 00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:38,375 -YES! 531 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,633 WE DID IT, COACH! 532 00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,167 WE FINALLY DID IT. 533 00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:45,288 -ALL RIGHT, GIVE IT BACK. 534 00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:46,133 -WHAT? 535 00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:47,746 -WE DIDN'T PLAY FOR THAT. 536 00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:49,042 JUST GIVE IT BACK. 537 00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:54,996 -OH, MAN! 538 00:20:22,417 --> 00:20:26,377 -HEY, GUYS, GOD SAVED ME ENOUGH 539 00:20:22,417 --> 00:20:26,377 WEED TO ADD AN EXTRA 540 00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:28,457 FOOT TO THE MEGA SPLIFF. 541 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,380 [LAUGHS] 542 00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:30,877 -SHIT! 543 00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:33,877 LET'S LIGHT IT UP! 544 00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:36,537 [CHEERS] 545 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,383 -SAY BMS! 546 00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:41,077 -BMS! 547 00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:47,205 [CHEERS]